Summer of Lore #28: An Actor, I am Not

One of Dorian's funny songs that is popular with kids, there's so many variations as to what happens to the swordswoman who finds an instrument (usually a harp or lute, when Dorian sings it) and gets subsequently roped into a play (and the hilarity that ensues) that Dorian never sings the same version twice. Audiences are also known to suggest verses as well, making this song a never ender.